Apr 29

View from my desk

View from my home desk yesterday

Surprise, surprise, the city of Asheville changed their permitting policies, but failed to tell my builder of the changes when he applied for a permit. So when the city’s engineer showed up this morning, the work on my home was forced to a screeching halt.

Because of the steep slope ordinances, which I support fully, now ANY grading, even that on a flat surface that covers only about 30 x 20 feet (my side yard), must be pre-permitted and approved by city engineers before work can start. This was not the case a month ago, but when my guys applied for a permit, they were not told the policy had changed. Oh yeah, and now my builder will be penalized because no one told him the law changed.

So now my guys have to wait for approval, which could take a couple more days, though the permit’s been with the city for over a week. In the mean time, I have a huge muddy hole in my side yard and a huge pile of dirt in the front. We were moving the dirt to a neighbor’s yard, who wants fill dirt, but it turns out we can’t do that without a permit either. Yes, we can dump the dirt into the landfill without a permit, but we can’t move it across the street without one.

More hole

  Bad hole! With old oil tank dug out of ground in back.

I think I need a nap.

Apr 25

Construction on my home started Wednesday.

In addition to DITLOA, Dining Out for Life, my regular work, and kid wrangling, I’m now dealing with fairly substantial construction. I’m excited, though. I love these kinds of projects, and I’m typically not too bothered by a little chaos.

When we moved into this house almost seven years ago, we anticipated adding to it one day. That day has come. Or I should say that eight to ten weeks has arrived. Our home is a 1920s cottage-style home with about 1,600 livable square feet. The addition will add about 600 square feet. Most importantly, it will add a small master bed and bath and a laundry/mud room. Hooray!

I put the project off for longer than I’d hoped because I knew it’d be a  time sink for me. But I think I’m ready. And I’ve certainly had plenty of time to think about what I want to do and how (retrofit, renovate, add on–all as “green” as possible).

I once heard an interview with Christie Brinkley where she was asked, “What the most difficult thing you’ve ever gone through?” Her answer? “Renovating my house.” At the time, I remember thinking that Ms. B was both lucky and spoiled if the most difficult thing she’d ever experienced was renovation. So I’ll try not to whine over the next several weeks.

Here are a few photos, so you too, can follow the process. Or not.

Old deck

Here’s the old deck on the back of the house. The railing and gate are newish, added when we put a screen and front porch on about 5 years back. This is now gone!

Unsupported bathroom

As we removed most of the deck, we discovered that when a previous owner had bumped out the back hall to add a 1/2 bath, they’d rested the entire 16-inch bump-out on the porch. No support whatsoever. And the flooring support was barely enclosed and full of rot and leaking insulation. We’re now under strict instructions not to jump with joy while using the 1/2 bath. At least until we can get this rebraced.

Door to nowhere

Here’s the door that once led from the kitchen to the back deck. My son now calls it “the door to the deadly cliff.” I like “the door to nowhere.” We’re closing this in to add kitchen storage and a kitchen desk area. We’re also rebuilding the remaining 1/3 deck with Trex (recycled plastic). The area under the deck that’s gone will, I hope become a gravel parking area. Although we have to see if our neighbor (whose house is both a wildlife habitat and a major fire hazard) will let us back our cars two feet onto his part of the driveway.

Oh joy! Anyone else undertaken a project like this before?

Apr 15

Basements are black holes, sucking unloved, unneeded items into their dank, dark, musty maws, and only releasing the items when their masters venture down with whip in one hand and cleaning supplies in the other (and the phone number for Habitat for Humanity).

Here are just a few of the random items I found today while attempting to tame my beast of a basement: two film cameras and five rolls of expired film, 11 Sesame Street and Barney VHS tapes, an ancient bag of pretzels, 80 egg cartons and 15 shoe boxes (might need for craft project one day), a framed photo set of me as a chunky debutante with a horrible haircut and too much makeup, a 12-pack of Corona (yay!), lots of beat-up kids’ shoes, several over-sized mutant crickets (alive and irritable), a vinyl tent to go over a bunk bed (although we don’t own a bunk bed), an aluminum fish roasting dish with the handle burned off, never-used heart-shaped ramekins, and three shredded dog beds.

Sheesh. What’s in your basement?

Mar 21

Usually, I dread having the kids at home for a week. But now that they’re older, I find I’m enjoying it more and more. When they’re not fighting or whining, they’re a joy. They like going out to bars and some restaurants now. They like going for walks and bike rides. They like hanging around the house. In other words, they’ve started to enjoy doing some of the stuff I enjoy.

I’ve cleared my calendar, for the most part, of work next week, and I’m so looking forward to hanging with the kids. Of course, I’ve also made myself a to-do-around-the-house list, which may or may not get taken care of.

Then we’ll go off to Asheboro (the rocking NC Zoo) and Chapel Hill (the Tarheel sports museum) for a couple days for vacay. Well, Enviro-spouse will be teaching, but the kids and I will be playing.

Anyone else have spring break plans?

Mar 19

Shades

“Mommy, I know what a glitch is,” said my boy today. “A glitch is when your eyes turn green and you go wild.”

I’m not sure my blue eyes could turn green, but they do turn a rather stormy blue-gray when I’m going wild.

Conversation overheard between the boy and his best friend:

BF: Do you have anything cool in your car?
Boy: No. Except for the driving stuff.
BF: Let’s go see if we can drive it!

Yowza!

I was going to write a post about Schoolhouse Rock and The Great American Melting Pot and immigration and race relations, but I’m not ready to compete with Obama. Maybe later this week.

Mar 12

I’m not much of a food writer. I wrote restaurant reviews a few times in college, but they always came out more as profiles than reviews. I’d write about the history of a restaurant or the unique niche it occupied in the (then) small town of Athens, Ga. I’ve never felt confident about critiquing food–at least in print.

Mostly, I’m too picky of an eater to be a good food writer. I did once eat an entire pickled baby octopus, but I was drunk. And I almost vomited.

When I go out to eat, I do try to eat foods that I don’t cook at home. I’m a decent cook. I make an amazing pasta carbonara, a baked potato soup to die for, a Parmesan risotto that’ll make you salivate, and a spicy veggie burrito to rival Salsa’s.

This is all leading up to the meal I had Saturday night at Sugo, courtesy of my in-laws. I’d never been there (it’s a bit steep for our entertainment budget), but now I can’t stop thinking about the meal I had there. Plus their logo, for some reason, is this cool yet cute black pig with wings. I like quirky mascot-type logos.

Anyway, I started with plate of goat cheese truffles–globs of melty goat cheese dipped in something salty/crunchy and fried. Genius. The gcts were laid on a bed of raw spinach and beets with some kind of spicy vinagrette dressing and roasted pumpkin seeds. The gcts, by themselves, could have been over the top, but with the salad, they were perfect: cheesy smooth salty vinegary with bite.

I also split the lamb sliders with the table. In the South, sliders are a shack restaurant appetizer: tiny burgers that you can pop in your mouth by the handful. Sugo’s slider’s are above and beyond the sliders I’ve consumed. A small lamb patty on toasted bread topped with a slice of fresh mozzarella , a pickle, garlic aioli, and more genius, a pickled red onion.

I hate mayonnaise, but I could eat garlic aioli on about anything. I always have a bottle of caesar garlic dressing in the fridge that I pretend is as rich and tasty as aioli. If I ate aioli as regularly and in as much quantity as I’d like, I’d have to give up beer. Yikes! Anyway, if you’re going to eat a burger, any kind, you should always top it with garlic aioli. Ketchup rocks, but it smothers food as opposed to complementing it in most cases. Damn, those lamb burgers are tasty!

My MIL had the mussels as an app. I tasted one, and it was pretty yum, although I’m not a big mussels fan. I spent a month once on the coast of Maine immersed in an Outward Bound program where our only sources of protein were peanut butter and mussels we dug ourselves. That was 20 years ago. I still don’t eat peanut butter unless it’s in a Reese’s cup. But the point of the mussels app is that my MIL thought the broth was so delicious that she asked to take it home. Sans mussels which had already been devoured. My MIL is pretty particular about restaurant food. The rest of us at the table were amazed by her enthusiasm about the mussels broth.

Then to the main course. Ahhhhhhhh…on Damien the chef’s suggestion, I ordered the goat cheese agnoloti (having no clue what agnoloti were). Turns out that agnoloti are those round pasta pouches. I thought all pasta pouches were ravoli, but I guess those are square (I’m a plebe, I know). Anyway, these agnoloti are filled with goat cheese, served with a sweet potato cream sauce, portabella shrooms, kale, and prosciutto, then topped with flash-fried fennel. This is an amazing dish–practically all my favorite foods in one small china bowl. Except fried fennel, which is now my new favorite food. Amazing!

We ended by sharing the chocolate platter–which was good, particularly the pancetto (chocolate pudding, basically) but not out of this world. I do like the hot new trend of salting dark chocolate–gives it such an interesting salty smooth rich flavor.

Overall, a delicious and memorable meal. I’d love to visit Sugo again. Anyone want to pay?

Mar 7

I’ve been working extremely hard…and playing some as well.

I’m sure most of you parents have heard about the government settlement in the Hannah Poling case yesterday. Basically, the family won a settlement from a federal fund that compensates people injured by vaccines. Here’s my local take on the news story on Mountain X’s website. I’ll have a longer story on childhood vaccinations in the Kids’ Guide out at the end of the month. Plus a story on lead in toys. See why I’ve been busy?

I was invited by a friend to attend the WNC Magazine one year anniversary party last night. The party rocked The Marketplace. Many of the invitees were from local businesses who advertise with the magazine, so I was happy to see a few of my past small business profilees. And a number of other beautiful people, some of whom I knew; many of whom I didn’t.

The WNC Mag bag o’ swag was a huge hit. My favorite piece o’ swag is the Wild Lettuce soap. I’ve always wanted to smell like Wild Lettuce. I’m hoping my cats don’t start nibbling my ears in the middle of the night, though. Most folks seemed excited about the flask-shaped Nalgene bottles. Thanks, Lightning, for the date!

Tonight, we’re off to a friend’s art show opening at the Asheville Area Arts Council downtown. Then another friend’s birthday party dinner.

Call me party girl. Or news hound. Or just plain Edgy.

Happy weekend, all. Anyone doing anything fun?

Mar 4

…to play in the North Asheville softball league!

Strike!

This is my girl playing last year in East Asheville–which was a haul for us. We want to stick to the North Asheville area this season.

Won’t you join us? Go here to fill out an application. We’re still looking for girls from 5 to 16.

Practice starts end of March. Season runs from end of April until the first week of June. Get your girl out and moving and having fun!

Feb 28

Faces of Asheville is a rocking photography project created by the uber-adorable and talented Jenny Bowen. Jen needs 100 more portraits of Asheville folks–those who call AV home, for whatever deep, spiritual reason–by the end of March. So sign up and show up. It takes about 10 to 15 minutes. And you might end up in a book. I did it. zen did it. Fliss did it. I’m taking the kidlings and the Dorkie Poo next week for portraits. Join us?

Feb 27

I wrote a satirical piece on greening your wedding for Mountain Xpress’ green wedding guide this week. The rest of the guide has some truly good advice and lots of local contacts.

Isn’t it great that I’m finally getting paid to be a smarta**?

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