Do you think the Indians will win the world series if they make it?
Yes! Because we are better players than the Rockies.
Do you think we have all the stuff to win?
Yes! We got hitting and pitching and defense and spirit.
Do we have the right arms to win?
Yes! Because we have great starters and relievers.
Do you think we have the right fielders?
Yes! Because Casey and Asdrubal and Grady are the kings!
Actual conversation that took place today in the back of my Mommy van between my son and his best friend. In addition to applying make-up, I can write and drive at the same time. After all, I’m a freelance writer!
Friend: “I love dump trucks.”
Son: “I love bulldozers.”
Friend: “I love them all.”
Son: “I love them all too.”
F: “I love the whole world.”
S: “Me too!”
F: “The whole world is our cousins.”
S: “My cousins are twins.”
F: “I love twins!”
S: “But my sister’s kind of mean.”
(pause)
S: “Now I’m going to destroy you!”
(Shooting sound effects and laughter).
I will be on the road tomorrow. Heading to the beach with the Book Club. Don’t hate me. xoxo.