Actual conversation that took place today in the back of my Mommy van between my son and his best friend. In addition to applying make-up, I can write and drive at the same time. After all, I’m a freelance writer!
Friend: “I love dump trucks.”
Son: “I love bulldozers.”
Friend: “I love them all.”
Son: “I love them all too.”
F: “I love the whole world.”
S: “Me too!”
F: “The whole world is our cousins.”
S: “My cousins are twins.”
F: “I love twins!”
S: “But my sister’s kind of mean.”
(pause)
S: “Now I’m going to destroy you!”
(Shooting sound effects and laughter).
I will be on the road tomorrow. Heading to the beach with the Book Club. Don’t hate me. xoxo.
