Sep 30

I was about to go take a recovery nap before the fam gets back from church, but I had to vomit instead. No, not from Blogapoolozathon-induced party flu, but from the chipmunk guts strewn across my living room.

As I was reviewing other bloggers’ party roundups, I realized that something behind me was Not Right. I could hear the puppy chewing, so I turned, expecting him to be mouthing one of the kids’ toys, only to see splattered dead chipmunk hanging from the pooch’s canines. Houdini was lounging nearby, affectionately watching his protege rip his gift to shreds.

At least it wasn’t a prairie dog. When I lived in Colorado, we had a school cat where I worked who used to catch prairie dogs that were bigger than he was. He’d drag them into my office and dismantle them under my desk. That cat loved me.

So, back to the party. Ash and Jennifer have comprehensive reviews, and Gordon, despite being partially blinded by this gorgeous Fall day, posted the Blogger Award winners at BlogAsheville.

I was gifted with a plastic alligator, which my son immediately co-opted, and a leather-stamped letter opener, which I wore stuck in my bra for most of the evening (gotta emphasize the pushup bra-enhanced cleavage somehow). So thank you to whomever provided the thoughtful giftees that I received for being “Most Likely to Make Money from Blogging.” The big bucks should start pouring in soon. After the awards, I discovered that Don Mak is paying his mortgage with the proceeds from his songwriting bloggie, which makes my freelance paycheck, which basically pays for half my monthly gasoline, seem meager.

Kudos to Ash and Fliss who won big and well-deservedly. I love Hangover Journal but I am typically one of only about four people who leaves comments on the bloggie, so I was under the erroneous impression that not many folks read Fliss’ ironic and hilarious take on life. But then she doesn’t really ask for comments or seem to need them. At least not the way I do. My favorite part of blogging is the interactivity. Okay, and the big bucks.

Highlights from my night last night were discovering that my favorite new blogger, She Who Eats, is someone I already knew; flirting with the fabulous Diana; receiving metaphorical pats on the back from folks regarding my Mt. X column (including from Jon E, the big ed there); flirting; catching up with Mulder and zen and Helen; helping Uptown gift the award winners; meeting Genie and Jennifer and Petulant; flirting; and forcing people to taste the nasty peach malt beverage that Bruisin’ Ales gave us.

Your highlights in comments.

Sep 26

We will be celebrating Saturday night, somewhere in West Asheville, from 4 p.m. until god knows when, and you’re all invited. E-mail Gordon at scrutinyhooligansatyahoodotcom if you want directions.

In the mean time, whether or not you will attend the par-tay, you must vote for the Blog Asheville Bloggie Awards.

Here’s the lowdown from fearless leader Gordon:There are two pages of voting. If I find that people are voting for one page but not the other, I will glare sternly and remind you that your favorite blogs are also nominated on the other page. I used Survey Monkey, and they only allow ten questions per survey. So work with me here people.

UPDATE: *stern glare*

Your favorite blogs are also in Part Two of the Survey. If you took Part One without taking Part Two (and so far eleven twenty-one of you have), then you’re missing out on voting for more of your favorite blogs in the second half of the voting.

BlogAsheville Awards 1-10
BlogAsheville Awards 11-20

Voting Will Close at 8pm on September 29th. The multiple choice responses are randomized, so they’ll appear in a different order for each voter. You can vote only once, so take your time and enjoy it. The answers at the SurveyMonkey pages aren’t hotlinked. Take a minute to take a look at our nominees below, and click away. Thanks to everyone who submitted nominations!”

To make it easier for you, I’ve listed the categories that really, truly need your vote:

Most Likely to Make Money by Blogging
Edgy Mama
Scrutiny Hooligans
Brainshrub

Blogger you’d most like to see naked
Ashvegas
syntax/Arratik of Scrutiny Hooligans
A Girl Who Wears Glasses
What The Hell?
Thunder Pig
Edgy Mama
Charm Of The Highway Strip

Best Writing
Scrutiny Hooligans
Ashvegas
What The Hell?
Hangover Journals
Edgy Mama

Best Overall
Ashvegas
Hangover Journals
Jennifer Saylor
Scrutiny Hooligans
Edgy Mama


Sep 9

Us Asheville bloggas and our groupies (both real and imaginary) are celebrating the two-year anniversary of BlogAsheville–the site that rounds up all up and lets us contribute random local tidbits and, most importantly, helps us pimp ourselves.

So, if you read other Asheville bloggies and have an opinion, go here to nominate your favorite blogs for our annual awards ceremony. You can nominate one of us for one or all of many fun categories, such as, “blogger most likely to play in traffic” and “blogger I’d most like to see naked.” I’m thinking there should also be a category called “blogger I’d most like to see wearing more clothes.”

Also, if you’re in the area, and you’re not crazy, a hater, a stalker, or someone who wildly misrepresents themselves on-line, we’d love for you to join our party on Saturday, September 29, in West Asheville. More dets to come here and on Blogasheville.