I wrote a satirical piece on greening your wedding for Mountain Xpress’ green wedding guide this week. The rest of the guide has some truly good advice and lots of local contacts.
Isn’t it great that I’m finally getting paid to be a smarta**?
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Seriously? You * out smarta**? I’m s***ked, I really am. I mean, it’s not like you f***i**te with huge g**t d***s of ******, you know? What’s the world c***ing to, when a s**** w****er such as yourself publicly m********s?
*sigh*
I guess I’ll just go *****s***x*** a g**a***th***al with a ra***er***ing h***** until I s**op****aw** all over the place.
Oh, you’re funny, S.C. Don’t go letting fatherhood mellow you any!
Golly, that’s sweet, but I don’t want to get married — again. Not green married, nor brown married, nor no married….