Boy and best friend, both 5, sitting on the stairs, just out of sight of my desk.
BF: Is there anything cool to play with in your car?
Boy: No. (pause). Except for the driving stuff.
BF: Cool. Let’s go play in your car!
Edgy witch mama, coming around the corner, glowering: There will be NO playing in multi-ton vehicles with engines by five-year-old spazs.
Boy: Well, I guess we can go jump off the roof of the treehouse.
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See, there are a lot of fun things little kids can do.
That is hysterical. I cant say to much since when i was kid and we were bored (and very poor) we’d take hoolahoops and rolldown hills with them on ourselves for better traction
Don’t ever stop listening EM.