Actual conversation that took place today in the back of my Mommy van between my son and his best friend. In addition to applying make-up, I can write and drive at the same time. After all, I’m a freelance writer!
Friend: “I love dump trucks.”
Son: “I love bulldozers.”
Friend: “I love them all.”
Son: “I love them all too.”
F: “I love the whole world.”
S: “Me too!”
F: “The whole world is our cousins.”
S: “My cousins are twins.”
F: “I love twins!”
S: “But my sister’s kind of mean.”
(pause)
S: “Now I’m going to destroy you!”
(Shooting sound effects and laughter).
I will be on the road tomorrow. Heading to the beach with the Book Club. Don’t hate me. xoxo.
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You go to the beach and you’ll lose the next installment of “my attention span ain’t much, is it?”
I’m pretty sure I’ve heard two adult men have the same conversation.
Hmmm . . . I may be a five-year-old boy.
Too cute! Gotta love kid conversations.
The world is our cousins is the best line.
Steve~
Too funnee!