All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…


…pushed back into my mouth. And some Pokemon cards.

All Mommy wants is the $3,500 needed for step ONE of my orthodontia. Okay, that’s not really all Mommy wants. The U.S. out of Iraq would be nice. As would a 30 percent decrease in world carbon emissions so I have a future. And could you throw in some liquored chocolate while you’re at it? Mommy’s really happy when she can snarkle one of those in the morning.

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6 Responses

  1. S.C. |

    I’m sure glad that Mommy’s not a demanding woman…

  2. Rio |

    There is absolutely no chocolate in my house right now. I’m not sure how I let this happen…

  3. Anonymous |

    I seem to recall when all anyone wanted was a Girl from Atlanta. God she looks just like you - future corrected teeth and all. How ’bout dem dawgs?

  4. Edgy Mama |

    Rio, that is a dangerous precedent to set.

    Hush, Mr. Sarcastic.

    Yeah, anony, she does look like me, particularly from that angle. The curve from her forehead to nose is me exactly.

  5. S.C. |

    I actually thought it *was* a picture of young you…

    And then I realized they probably didn’t have color film when you were growing up. ;P

  6. Edgy Mama |

    O, funny, Mr. S. I have color Polaroids of me at BIRTH!

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