As you’ve probably heard by now, the sex toy industry took a major hit yesterday with the arrest of a dude in Madison County who made “glass sex toys,” euphemistically speaking. He sold them to buyers all over the place. He also apparently sold a lot of weed, according to police, but that’s beside the point. Women across the mountains are grabbing their glass phalluses tightly and holding on for dear life. (And perhaps a few men, too.)
The suspect in the case was apparently quite an artist. Here’s what he said about his glassware:
We have a state of the art glass making facility with precision equipment which ensures you a quality & affordable finished product every time.
With a trained sales staff and professional glass designers, GlasseX brings to you the best in Elegant Erotic Glass Art.
All of our toys are 100% solid glass. Borosilicate Glass~harder than pyrex! non-porous (no tiny holes). Gypoallergenic, dishwasher safe, and they can be used with any lube.
They can be refrigerated or put in hot water to use warm or cold. They can be cleaned with warm soapy water and alcohol. GlasseX Erotic Glass Toys are trusted and preferred all over the world.
Well, that’s quite a hard sell. Dishwasher safe! Actually, from what we’ve seen, the glass creations of this guy really could stand alone as mini works of art.
But we want to hear from you. How do you like your sex toys? Hot or cold? Arty or utilitarian? Plastic or Pyrex? Battery-powered or simply long-handled?
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I don’t actually own a dildo of my own, but I do frequent the local Castle Superstore (what a dumb name for a sex shop) and poke fun at/occasionally buy other sex toys. I’ve noticed lots of glass dildos lately. Thanks for answering my “why” question there!
certainly!
What fun! I get to comment on my own blog–about stuff I haven’t even written about! Though this may be it for the week as I’m in the only coffeehouse for miles, and can’t even send e-mail for some random reason! Damn the hamster!
That is a beautiful sex toy!
Update, Ash? Is the artist in jail? What’s happening next? Have they upped the prices of his works at The Ineffable Woman?
Nice head, too, Ash!
I’ll just say, ‘nice glass’.
I’m kind of nervous posting because the last time I went into detail on something sexual here, I got in trouble
However, most of my sex toys can’t be put in the dishwasher because of the materials they are made out of. I can’t IMAGINE having one and throwing it in the dishwasher anyway. I mean…my eight year old sometimes just unloads the dishwasher. How the hell do I explain that one? haha!
Ditto on “Castle”, WG. We have one here in Seattle. A part of my esthetic soul dies whenever I read the “Knights and Damsels Welcome” sign. Erg.
kira, don’t be nervous. we love your spirit and your wit. seriously. and i think i can speak for EM here.
so what’s up with the Castle? Never heard of it. should i buy the franchise rights for NC?
my personal preferance is to have a few to choose from LOL
but I am fond of my rabbit
I saw a “Real Sex” special a few years ago which talked about glass dildos but they were nowhere near as beautiful as that one )which is almost too pretty to use)