Edgy Mama

ASHEVILLE - Famous blogger, Edgy Mama, is suffering from heat-induced stupor, causing her to ignore her fans and update her blog only sporadically.

“It’s so muggy,” Mama said. “I can’t even think, let alone consider writing something edgy.”

She noted that her kids are irritable, Enviro-spouse is getting rather fragrant, and Rocky the cat has taken over the bathtub and refuses to share.

“After writing about An Inconvenient Truth, I realize it would be hypocritical–even downright immoral–to turn on the air conditioning,” Mama said. “Although I do have three fans on high speed directed towards my office corner.”

Her non-electrical fans are saddened, although they, too, are suffering from heat stupor.

“I’ve been wanting to comment on Edgy Mama,” said Ashvegas. “But every time I lean over my keyboard, I sweat onto the ’s’ key and it ticks. I mean sticks.”

S.C. also misses reading Mama’s typically vibrant and engaging prose. But he has been unable to pick up a wireless connection from 18,000 feet, as he has decided that staying airborne may be the best defense against the heat.

“It’s summer time and the blogging is boring,” Mama said. “And I’m about to spend a week in the wilds of fricking New Hampshire, where finding wireless will be akin to sighting a live Dodo.”

As Mama wipes the sweat from between her breasts with her discarded T-shirt, she adds: “I think it’s time to invest in wind power.”