My four-year-old son, who is home with an ear infection, still has the energy to “punish” the Seven Dwarfs for transgressions that only he understands.
Here’s my favorite. Poor Sneezy. Do you think having that bar shoved against his nose will help control his sneezing? He was soon rescued by the Blue Power Ranger.
Here Grumpy gets tied up with a fire hose. Sleepy gets runover by Thomas the Train. And Happy is, appropriately, stuffed into a heart-shaped cage.
Finally, Dopey and Doc get “tagged up” by the evil sewing thread. “Tagged up” is my son’s term for tying something up.
No word on Bashful. Maybe he’s been a good dwarf.
Here’s the mnemonic for identifying the seven dwarfs (good party or Quizzo fodder): two S’s, two D’s, and three emotions. Two S’s: Sleepy and Sneezy; two D’s: Dopey and Doc; and three emotions: Happy, Bashful, and Grumpy.
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“No word on Bashful.”
Who do you think tied them up? I always thought that, under that shy exterior, lurked the soul of a sadist.
Good point, SC!
ha ha. I miss toys.
I think this is how Charles Mason got started…
That boy of yours likes his rope doesn’t he….
Yikes! Calling Dr. Freud.
I’m afraid to ask what happened to Snow White.
I’d like to see him set loose with the chicken pox, a spool of dentil floss and the whole troop of strawberry shortcakers. Maybe toss in a few stimudent sticks for kicks and swords!
Don’t think of it as violence, think of it as “modern art and sculpture.”
Thanks, i can carry…no, this is typical little boy behavior–and in my boy’s world it’s as mostly about “design.”
It’s so cute! It’s like Baby’s First D/s Kit!
Before you know it, he’ll be fashioning ballgags out of common household items, gods love the little tyke.
When does he become legal?