Because I’m tired and not feeling creative…

…here’s a cute quizzo. I want to know what your results are!

Your Stripper Song Is

I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

“And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing”

Yes, you’re super sexy. But you never take yourself too seriously!

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21 Responses

  1. Kira |

    Super Freak by Rick James

    “That girl is pretty wild now
    The girl’s a super freak
    The kind of girl you read about
    In new-wave magazine”

    Freaky? Yes. But you’re also pretty darn funny.

  2. chelsea girl |

    Pour some sugar on me.

    Which, parenthetically, is a pretty damn fine strip song, one I have danced to innumerable times.

    Not as good as “Back in Black,” but then few things are.

  3. Ptaak |

    Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard

    “Love is like a bomb, baby, c’mon get it on
    Livin’ like a lover with a radar phone
    Lookin’ like a tramp, like a video vamp
    Demolition woman, can I be your man?”

    Break out the baby oil, you rock it old schoolThey called it. I’ll have to grow my hair back out and get the ripped up jeans, but I’m ready to strip after that!

  4. S.C. |

    Give me a moment here…

    While I do the quiz, are you going to shake your little tousche on the catwalk?

  5. S.C. |

    AAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

    My stripper song is:
    I’m a Slave 4 U
    Britney Spears

    “I’m a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I’m a slave for you. I won’t deny; I’m not trying to hide it.”

    You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!

  6. ash |

    I’m a Slave 4 U - by Britney Spears
    “I’m a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
    I’m a slave for you. I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it.”
    You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!

    You know, i’ve always thought Motley Crue produced the classic strip tunes - “Girls, Girls, Girls”; “Kickstart My Heart”; “Dr. Feelgood.” But Brit could be the right slut for new century of nekkid dancin’.

  7. ash |

    yes, SC!

  8. S.C. |

    *high fives ash*

    Sweet!

  9. Rio |

    “She wants to Move” by N.E.R.D.

  10. Eddo |

    Super Freak by Rick James

    Super Freak, I’m too sexy, It’s gettin’ hot in here… any of them will work. just give me my cop or fireman outfit and I’m ready for any bachelor party.

  11. Bliss |

    I’ll be sharing the stage with s.c. and ash, stripping to “I’m a Slave 4 U.”

  12. Edgy Mama |

    O, we should have a strip tease party! I would love to see Ash, SC, and Bliss on stage together. And Chelsea and Ptaak would be quite a pair as well. And Eddo and Kira. And we know both Chels and Eddo are amazing dancers, so it would be quite a show. The Blogger Strip Show. We could charge and all pay for our blogs for the next 20 years! Who’s in?

    And is no one as sexy as me?

    SC, where you you get that spelling of tushy? Is it French or something?

  13. ash |

    yes! it’s the bloggy version of “The Full Monty.” it’s “The Full Bloggy.”

    Forget the Rebelles - we’ll put our own show together and take it into the blogosphere. i do have a video camera…

    by the way, i’ve got dibs on the gold g-string. what color is yours, SC? Bliss?

  14. Edgy Mama |

    Wait a minute. The gold g-string is mine, Ash!

    Though I guess if we’re not dancing at the same time, it doesn’t matter. Plus guy and girl g-strings are typically different sizes, right?

  15. KBO |

    “You Can Leave Your Hat On.” The Joe Cocker version.

  16. Autumn |

    Wait… we didn’t do this already???

    I must be mixing up blogs….

  17. Eddo |

    I am totally in! THE FULL BLOGGY! That is classic! That is a great blog name, especially one where you could get bloggers to upload nude photos. It might not be perty, but I bet it would get a lot of traffic.

    by the way, I chose the black g-string, but I want to add some sparkly rhinestones to it.

  18. S.C. |

    I’ve got dibs on the black one.

    EM, as to where I got that wonderful spelling…”Hooked On Fonix Worked For Me.”

  19. restless |

    She Wants To Move - i have never heard of this song nor the group but that’s not unusual - just me. And i want to moooove.

  20. Edgy Mama |

    Great one, KBO. I want that one, I think.

    I saw Ptaak tonight and he’s in!

  21. syntax |

    i got “closer” by nine inch nails.

    i hate that f*&^ing song.

    grrrr…

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