Why Women Don’t Take Men on Vacation



(Thanks to cousin Wozie for sending me the photos. Don’t I know the guy in the second photo?)

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  1. S.C. |

    I guess the only real reasons for a woman to take a man on vacation are:

    1. Pockets.
    2. Someone to carry the luggage.
    3. Come on, Vogue, let your body groove to the music.*
    4. Someone to pay.

    * Not an actual reason

  2. Ptaak |

    I LOVE the 2nd one.

    Oh wait, that’s a statue… nevermind.

  3. Rio |

    Oh S.C. - you are so wrong - I pay. I have pockets. I carry my own luggage (which is always smaller than Hubby who has to pack everything “just in case”). And as for Madonna, the old woman got a hernia after her gyrations on the Grammys.

    The real reason is someone to watch the kids for at least a few minutes so I can enjoy myself, too. Of course, that doesn’t always make up for the times I feel like I have 3 kids on vacation with me, instead of the 2 who are under age 18.

    Keep trying - you might figure it out :)

  4. S.C. |

    Rio, are you sure you’re not a man? You know, an XY chromosome with a testosterone binding deficiency? ;)

    I kid, I kid.

  5. OldHorsetailSnake |

    Um….I don’t get it. Could youplease explain these pix, Mama?

  6. Rio |

    Just a really strong-willed, independent Mountain woman…and thank goodness Hubby finds it endearing and amusing :)

  7. ash |

    hey, i have a photo in this genre. want it?

  8. S.C. |

    I tell you what, rio, ain’t it grand when you find someone who perfectly compliments you? :)

    Ash, we don’t want to see any of your photos…oh, who am I kidding, yes, show us!!

  9. Ash's Dad |

    It’s kind of our way of POINTING out certain attractions that might otherwise go unnoticed.

  10. Edgy Mama |

    I, too, have been accused of harboring more testosterone than the norm for an XX. I do have a lot of empathy for men. Poor things.

  11. dakotablueeyes |

    lol Those are funny

  12. Kira |

    Reminds me of being in New Orleans on a vacation with an ex boyfriend. I was given a balloon dog by a guy there, and it started to unravel so that it looked like a penis with testicles. Joking that it looked that way, my ex then kneeled in the middle of the French Quarter and started sucking off my balloon. No one could accuse him of being a) shy b) a homophobe c) tasteful. It was N.O., though, so I have to say that nobody blinked!

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