For a green Toyota Sequoia or 4Runner SUV with damage on the front right bumper. North Carolina tags, probably starting with a T. Operated by a white female in her late 20’s or early 30’s with short dark brown hair.
According to the witness, this is the person who hit my van and ran.
And, I learned from the police report that the witch was parked behind my van and hit me as she was leaving her parking spot.
Which brings up a very interesting question, particularly as the accident happened only minutes before I returned to my van. Was the culprit, perhaps, another mom who had been at the “Love Our Library” program with her preschooler?
I will be calling the downtown library tomorrow to find out which other preschools were represented that morning, and I will be scouring vehicles at my son’s preschool tomorrow morning. O, and I will be sending this post, as an e-mail, to everyone I know in Asheville.
Can you tell I’m still pissed?
Share This
Vengeance shall be yours!
Too bad you can’t enlist the RCMP in your search. They always “get their man.” (even if it’s a woman) Good luck, Mommer.
Grrrr. I hate when I am dealt an injustice, it brings out the Hulk in me. I’m nice most of the time, but when it comes to my vehicle I don’t mess around. Go get them EM, hunt them down, and if you need me to come up to Asheville to beat the culprit about the face and neck, I am on the next plane - just let them know - HELL IS COMING TO BREAKFAST!!!
Well EM, I’d say you officially have a posse now!
Oh, hell no. I’m just catching up with this…WTH? I hope they tag the culprit, but if not, just think sweet, sweet karma.
I’m gonna have to remember the hell is coming to breakfast comment, Eddo. I think my husband could probably appreciate it.
EM - I bet you will find her - N.A. is just too small and people do recognize vehicles. Sure hope ya’ll find her.
Well, I wanted to come up with some eloquent, gracious way to say thanks for the warm welcome, but this’ll have to do. Thanks!
And to be libeled for Lu’s lack of luscious literary labors? Ludicrous!
On-topic, the dent adds such character to your rear-end! And to think, you’re upset about it.. geez.
I hope you find the guilty party. You go girl!!
“It is time to drop the hammer…and dispense some in-dis-criminant justice!”
I tell you what. Anyone who can tell me where that quote is from wins a $10 iTunes gift cert.
“I’m about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminant justice.”
-Starcraft
Damnit, I thought I was being clever.
You could also consult with one of Asheville’s many fine psychics. Alternately, you could dress up in camo, have your taser or 28-gauge at the ready, and camp out in front of the scene of the crime. They always return to it, you know.
Eddo is pretty quick, SC. As you should know by now.
Unfortunately, Screwy, I don’t yet own a taser. I’d be too tempted to use it.
God, I need help. I have diarrhea of the keyboard or something, I’ve already posted six times today, and I still itch to post more…
Make it stop!
I was in rehab with a housemom who was addicted to cocain and headed up her daughters girl scout troop and was president of her children’s D.A.R.E. program at their school. So, nothing suprises me anymore…
this feels sort of like the message in the bottle series- I can’t wait for the next chapter.
KILL KILL KILL!!!
Crush. Kill. Destroy. I’m on your side. Get her. I do loathe a cowardly act, and hit-n-run is at the top of the list. I hope you NAIL her.
I guess I’m all out of the milk of human kindness this morning. Sorry. (We don’t have any clean towels, either.)