Hotrod here


What’s up, punks? Hotrod the edgy devil duck here, ready to tell you like it tee-eye-is.

See, I’m the alter ego of that wimpy feather duster of a bird that Edgy Mama found a few weeks ago. Little did she know she was getting two for the price of one.

I’ll show up whenever EM needs to a little reality check, a little hotsauce with her scrambled eggs. When there’s a need to call “bulls**t” on something. Or just when things get a little boring (like this weekend.)

I can hear EM now. “F*** a duck!” Sorry, honey. Deal with it.

Speaking of sucking it up, I appreciated the discussion of baboon erections. But they ain’t got nuthin’ on me. Wanna see? Kay. Maybe later…

All that crap about plastic surgery, on the other hand, was just that - crap. It’s a waste of effing money. Don’t like your lips or your tits or your ass? Deal, honey.

Nice post on the biotch that tagged your ride. We’ll find her and make her pay. Sorta like how I’m makin’ James Frey pay right now, rubbin’ my butt in his face. What a punk.

All in all, way to keep it edgy, mama. You’re on the right track. I’m just here to keep you and your brazilliant little bloggy hot and honest.

Hotrod

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8 Responses

  1. S.C. |

    Now, THAT’S my kind of duck.

  2. Edgy Mama |

    O Hotrod, don’t you be dissing EDD. He may be golden, but he ain’t no piece of fluff. Good for you for rubbing your heinie on Frey, though.

    (Note to readers: see what happens when friends let friends guestblog? Next thing you know they’re a mouthy duck on your blog).

  3. S.C. |

    So, where is our edgiest of mamas while her guest blogger is here defiling her sanctuary?

  4. drew Gregory |

    Yikes!!!!

    He does how ever have a valid point about
    James Frey…glad I didn’t waste my time reading 400 pages of crap that every other person I know was trying to
    shove in my face because I’m in recovery…

    I have enough crap in my life already…I get US Weekly…

  5. OldHorsetailSnake |

    Next, I expect we will hear about duck erections. Deal, Hoss.

  6. Edgy Mama |

    Do ducks get erections?

  7. S.C. |

    They must, I mean, they procreate, right?

    Besides, if you’ve ever seen Daisy in that cute little short skirt of hers…

  8. Eddo |

    Whoa! That duck has attitude!

    But I like the matching horns!

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