As part of my ongoing spiritual journey in letting go (mantra: I do not need to try to control everything), and because I’m going to Atlanta for the next three days for a big family wedding, I’m allowing my friend and compatriot AshVegas, the spirit of Asheville, to guest blog here this weekend.
He may post once, he may post twice, he may juggle human skulls while riding a unicycle. Have fun, Ash. I am leaving the door wide open for you, just don’t let it hit you on the heinie on the way out….(and one small, teensy, easily followed rule: PG-13, Ash, PG-13).
I’m accepting applications for guest bloggers for the end of next week as well, when I’ll be beaching it with the book group.
Have a great weekend, friends. Comment often, imbibe freely, and hug your loved ones.
Share This
PG-13, PG-13, she says.
This, from the woman who writes about orgies, boob jobs, maneaters and the pros and cons of circumcision.
And like i’m some X-rated superstar, pumping any blog-lurker who stops in over there on Ashvegas. no respect, i tell ya. no respect.
o, my pretties, we are going to have some fun this weekend. i’m taking suggestions now, but judging from the last time EM offered, it seemed like all y’all wanted to do was flirt. so flirt, we shall. EM’s got nothin’ on me there.
Old Hoss and i may indeed imbibe freely, then carouse around the fire.
T. and me may just get all girl-talky on you, so i can learn some deep, dark secrets of the Edgy Mama past.
Or i may invite Chelsea and a couple of your other babe-a-licious readers over for a romp and say the hell with this blogging mess.
You’re getting some competition, Ash. Already.
Guest Blogger Application:
Chall is rumored to be a college student and it is alleged that he lives somewhere on one side of the Mason Dixon line, although which side is unclear.
It has been established that he did in fact once spend three weeks hollowing out a log canoe in the Indian style. Other confirmed desidratum is that he is a good enough golfer to have had college scholarship offers, knows who the governor of NC was in 1928 (O. Max Gardner) and can order at Subway entirely in Arabic.
Desc:
As tall as a six foot two inch tree, devilishly handsome and angelically charming. Known to be so far ahead of some trends that they may not even come to fruition in his lifetime.
Known Interests:
Quantum physics, Wittgenstienian philosophy, billiards, prolix and esoteric books by pretentious male writers, David Lynch movies, Go, training dolphins to use poison darts.
bring it on, i say. we can have a Blog-vivor competition.
who can stomach the worst writing? who can live longest on a diet of html and rice? who dares go naked on the beach?
who can solve EM’s most puzzling of puzzles - how to get published without selling out.
let the blogosphere decide.
out wit. out last. out blog.
I hereby volunteer.
(heheh PG 13 indeed)
Have fun at the wedding and beaching EM.
Ash; I don’t know, Ash. The biggest flirt in town is going to Atlanta and beyond. It takes two. Do you think some of her ‘girl friends’ will step up? Well people, let the games begin….
Party on, friends. I’ll be watching–when I can.