Bad Joke of the Day

Q: What’s the mating call of the Southern Belle?

A: “I’m drunk, y’all!”

This one’s for Greg, Cowboy in the Jungle, who wrote a sweet, but slightly bs review of Edgy Mama. Greg, I don’t post eight times a day, and I seriously doubt anything I write is over your head!

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9 Responses

  1. vicki |

    I like it! I laughed! I got it! It’s short! It’s easy!

    Makes me think we could start a check-out aisle magazine with recipes for short and easy blog entries…

  2. Eddo |

    Just Southern Belle’s? Methinks some other girls have borrowed that one…

  3. Future Daddy |

    r dem Southern Belle’s full of Southern Comfort?

  4. steve |

    I dont get it??

    ;-)

  5. Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle |

    What’s the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

    “Hey Yall! Watch this!”

    BS or not. I still enjoy reading.

  6. Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle |

    Posted that last one too soon…

    Should have read:

    BS or not. I still enjoy reading your blog.

    OH! And what do Texans call Armadillo?

    Possum on the Half Shell!

    =====

    Did you hear about the Aggie that put odor eaters in his boots?

    Two weeks later all that was left was a hat, a watch and a pair of boots.

  7. Neil |

    From his review, I think this Greg has a serious crush on you. Like we all do.

  8. Edgy Mama |

    Greg, I LOVE the redneck joke!

    Neil, I just had to explain the culture of blog crushes and blog flirting to my brother-in-law! E-spouse is threatening to pull a Sophia and leave some standoffish comments on my guys’ blogs. He’s kidding, of course (plus he doesn’t know my passwords–although Eddo does).

  9. Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle |

    Maybe I need that explanation too. I’m happily married and like to keep my @$$ out of trouble.

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