Eddo of the famous Posted Note is designing a new template for this site. Because of my infinite complexity and uniqueness, he’s having a difficult time creating a look that says basically, “Buy my novel, right now.”
So, I’ve decided to hold a contest. We need ideas for a tagline for both my website and my blog–something that encapsulates my dueling personalities of thriller/horror writer and SAHM/housewife. A few lines that have been thrown out by friends include: Domestic Diva, Mind of Evil; Nice Girl, Dirty Mind (too pornish?); Former Debutante Writes Murder and Monsters. You get the drift. Check out my website for inspiration (click on the title of this post).
THE PRIZE for the tagline of choice will be an personalized, autographed copy of my debut novel, Storm Mountain, mailed directly to you (or where ever you want it mailed). If you already are lucky enough to have a such a collector’s item (Eddo, Beth), I’ll have to come up with something else.
Thanks in advance for your time and creativity. Ready, set, go…
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gosh. this is a challenge! i’ve been thinking for, like, FIVE WHOLE MINUTES already, and i haven’t been able to come up with anything yet!!
expect me to answer again, later.
Here is a try:
Fragile Balance
Soulful words
The dueling world of a writer and a housewife.
Hope one of those is at least halfway ok.
Play off of the ever popular “Desperate Housewives”
1. Dangerous Housewife
2. Love child of Stephen King and Martha Stewart
3. Pen in one hand, laundry in the other, baby on the hip, and best selling murder mystery in mind
4. AFG - Attitude, Finesse, and Gore (oops people may thing you are a failed presidential hopeful)
5. Juggling motherhood, households, and her latest mystery novel thriller all in a day’s work
I’m out for now but I’ll keep perkolating on the ideas
Come on, Jes. I know you’re smart and witty.
Thanks, Angelica. I like Fragile Balance, but I’m definitely not of the precious china variety.
Katie, you are hilarious. I LIKE Attitude, Finesse, and Gore.
Keep ‘em coming, you creative genuises.
i’m still thinking, but perhaps these will help:
Cooks, Books, Hooks and Crooks
Housewife with a Knife
Pillar by Day, Killer by Night.
OR
Pillar by Day, Thriller by Night (but this goes back to that questionable character. which, of course, may work in your favor, since sex sells.)
Okay, I totally didn’t ask if you wanted an image with a likeness of you or not, I keep using these fun people and editing them to make them my own, but I don’t know if you are against that idea or not.
http://www.postednote.com/images/annefitten/anndevil.jpg
This would be your mast head, and I could add some blonde highlights if necessary, and whatever tag line we decide to add.
I wanted to go in a different direction with the color and this is what I came up with, but if you hate it, I can scrap it in go in a totally different direction.
lemme know.
Oh my, Eddo. You are brilliant. I love it. The colors are perfect. Except I must be blonde (I spend a lot of $ on this hair and I only have a few more years of the California surfer girl look left). Also, any chance of having a kid wrapped around my left leg? That would make it perfect. I’m soooo psyched.
From the shadows of the Blue Ridge Mountains come the inspired writings of North Carolina author and homemaker Anne Fitten Glenn.
Jes, I am a housewife with a knife. I like the P by day, T by night — even with the sexual connotations.
Thanks, Od. You’ve got it–just not snappy enough. Also, I’m not sure I’m particularly inspired. More of a hack.
Keep it coming, friends.
What about Si-Fi Mama?
OK, that sounds more stupid on-screen than in my head, but it’s the first thing I came up with.
Rather, Sci-Fi Mama.
What about making bumperstickers?
The mast head and/or the footer need to have something added.
I named the template Delightfully Develish Diva - I thought about adding that as a tag line to the bottom of the page.
And, the images on the side, at one point I had made them with knives, but they looked a little too gruesome, so I changed it.
Hope you like it.
Okay, since I left that last comment I updated the footer - which can be changed on a whim - I just wanted something more for the footer - the header still needs a little kick, I have some ideas, but I still would like to hear others as well.
Here’s a try:
The Momster Within
Momster Tales
Of Lore and….Laundry
Whispers of Madness
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